Abel's Calculators

Brent built this calculator after convincing himself that running 50 miles a week through mountain terrain was "active recovery." When not reorganizing pivot tables at 11pm or interrogating his mortgage servicer's amortization math, he can be found on a trail somewhere, inexplicably upbeat, eating a gel that tastes like sadness. He treats data with the same obsessive precision he brings to pacing charts — which is to say, he will build a dashboard for something that could have been a sticky note.

The firm's foremost authority on synergy, leverage, and paradigm-adjacent frameworks. His methodologies have been described as "bold," "transformative," and "hard to argue with, mostly because no one fully understands them." Abel pioneered the concept of holistic mortgage alignment and once delivered a 47-slide deck on the synergistic value of low interest rates to an audience of three people, one of whom was asleep. His vision is unmatched. His jargon is impenetrable. His conviction is absolute.